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Pretties 

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.
BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.
Pretties by Amylase II June 10, 2008

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good
I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies
Smell Pretties by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!
bumping pretties by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015

play pretties 

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers
Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"
play pretties by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

smell-pretties 

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.
Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!
smell-pretties by mommaserene March 9, 2010

god of pretties 

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.
Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties
god of pretties by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017