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pretties 

cute underwear worn by pretty girls.
not overly sexy, but may have some lace.
are generally in pretty colors, but sometimes black, white, grey, or brown.
girl1: oh look, my shoes untied! *bends over to tie shoe, exposing cute lacey underwear*
girl2: awh, i can see yer pretties!
girl1: oops!

pretties by ghettostarchild September 12, 2007
Words you can keep

Pretties 

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.
BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.
Pretties by Amylase II June 10, 2008

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good
I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies
Smell Pretties by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!
bumping pretties by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015

play pretties 

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers
Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"
play pretties by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

smell-pretties 

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.
Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!
smell-pretties by mommaserene March 9, 2010

god of pretties 

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.
Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties
god of pretties by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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