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Pretties 

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.
BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.
Pretties by Amylase II June 10, 2008

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good
I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies
Smell Pretties by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!
bumping pretties by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015

play pretties 

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers
Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"
play pretties by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

smell-pretties 

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.
Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!
smell-pretties by mommaserene March 9, 2010

god of pretties 

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.
Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties
god of pretties by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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