pretensible

The ability to pretend to be sensible.

Alan managed to become pretensible after administering normalisation before going to work on Sunday afternoon.

by Alan Rodwee May 12, 2007

prehensile

The ability to grab objects

I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile

by PrehensileCock October 13, 2004

prehensile

the ability to grab an object

elephants have prehensile cocks

by piss down ur chimney 16 March 15, 2005

prehensile clitoris

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC

it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016

preventible

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix

"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"

by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018