pretendcest 

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

pretendcest by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretendster 

A spurious personality registered on a social networking website: very often the individual is claiming to be someone famous, although sometimes the name assumed, and the asscociated character, are completely invented.

Associated terms: foaf; Friendster; fakester; troll; IP

"In this online age of fluid and epic identities, there are Friendsters and there are pretendsters ... This person, whoever they are, ain't no Friendster. She's a lower-cased anti-social butterfly-troll - effecting stagnation amidst the six degrees of separation. Upstanding internet users aren't ashamed to let others know exactly who they are: IP's ain't herpes! She is posing as the pop star, Chrissie Hynde, but I doubt the real Chrissie Hynde would be friends with someone who, it says in their profile, is an inspector for the guild of butchers. The real Chrissie Hynde is an outspoken vegetarian and even her band, called "The Pretenders", never stooped to actually pretending to be someone else. Did you know that Chrissie Hynde cuts her own hair?"

pretendster by Rogan Whitenails February 19, 2004

pretendies 

Slang for mid-grade pot. Short for "pretend kind" buds. Usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. Still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. Going rates in Boulder, CO..

kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.

Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.

Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.

Dude, I can't get any kind buds. How 'bout we buy some pretendies?

pretendies by Purple Bong December 18, 2005

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

pretendetarian by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

pretendisting 

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

pretendisting by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011

pretendicepts 

When a person, not buff or built, pretends through posturing or how they carry themselves to be buff and or muscular. This would be the act of them “flexin” their pretendicepts.

“Did you see Arturo come out of the gym? He’s been going for two days, and now how he’s walking?”

“He must be really feeling the burn in those pretendicepts!”

pretendicepts by Kenoke1! March 29, 2023

Pretendent

Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.

Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.

Pretendent by Panama Don July 28, 2023