6 definitions by pseudonymouslyarriffic
1.The highest level of drunk a person can achieve.
2.When you have consumed enough alcohol to be associated with a stereotypical Irish person.
2.When you have consumed enough alcohol to be associated with a stereotypical Irish person.
1. I'm gonna get Irish drunk tonight!
2. Look at Pete over there, he's so Irish drunk he thinks that redhead is attractive.
2. Look at Pete over there, he's so Irish drunk he thinks that redhead is attractive.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 17, 2011
A method of thinking used by police offers to justify their actions. It is often confusing and not understood by non police officers.
If a non white is outside then they must be committing a crime.
If they are committing a crime then they must be arrested.
If a non white is outside then they must be arrested.
cop logic 101
If they are committing a crime then they must be arrested.
If a non white is outside then they must be arrested.
cop logic 101
by pseudonymouslyarriffic July 27, 2011
I must've been really drunk last night because I woke up Irish this morning.
Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.
Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.
Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.
Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 17, 2011
I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.
It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.
It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic February 25, 2011
1. The ash left behind by pot after you've smoked it.
2. The remnants of a pot after it has been heated enough to change it's appearance.
3. The act of ashing a cigarette, cigar, joint, human remains or anything that leaves behind ashes when consumed by flame, into a pot or a bag of pot.
2. The remnants of a pot after it has been heated enough to change it's appearance.
3. The act of ashing a cigarette, cigar, joint, human remains or anything that leaves behind ashes when consumed by flame, into a pot or a bag of pot.
1. That pot ash I just blew out o my bowl burned a hole in the couch.
2. It sucks my kitchen caught fire, but at least I got this neat glob o pot ash to play with!
3. When Becky emptied the urn containing her father in laws ashes into her mother in law Sue's batch of chili, she pulled of one of the biggest pot ashes in history.
2. It sucks my kitchen caught fire, but at least I got this neat glob o pot ash to play with!
3. When Becky emptied the urn containing her father in laws ashes into her mother in law Sue's batch of chili, she pulled of one of the biggest pot ashes in history.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic January 27, 2011
Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011