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Prete
an angry hispanic male, uses the word "fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people, heterosexual love making, and losing at random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)
enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.
enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.
Related Words
pretentious • preteen • pretend • pretendo • pretendian • pretext • pretender • pretendica • pretential • pretentious hipster
LJ Prete
is the complete absence of self morals and or common sense.
Also a complete raging alchy, who shakes horribly when going through withdrawls.
Also a complete raging alchy, who shakes horribly when going through withdrawls.
LJ Prete by Team of the Awesome April 27, 2009
Thanks Pete
Mostly said by fans of Fall Out Boy after when Patrick couldn't reach the mic, Pete Wentz attempted to lift him up to it
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition
Thanks Pete by mcr-and-fob-fangirl May 6, 2015
Pete Bested
When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
Mean Pete
Mean Pete by SeattleTruth December 5, 2019
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