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an angry hispanic male, uses the word "fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people, heterosexual love making, and losing at random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)

enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.
When Ron came back on the last hole of Tiger, Josh pulled a total Prete.
Prete by JB Hoover July 27, 2008
is the complete absence of self morals and or common sense.
Also a complete raging alchy, who shakes horribly when going through withdrawls.
LJ Prete gets greered on the weekends and trys to score some blow.
LJ Prete by Team of the Awesome April 27, 2009

del prete 

is invisble, says fuck evergreen, fucks all the bitchs, rated 10 out of 10. thinks gay people should die
fuck evergreen im fuckin bitched rated 10 out of 10 and i think fags should die
del prete by Anthony January 8, 2004

Thanks Pete 

Mostly said by fans of Fall Out Boy after when Patrick couldn't reach the mic, Pete Wentz attempted to lift him up to it
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition
Friend: *opens door for me to walk through*
Me: *walks through* Thanks Pete!
Friend: dafuq

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
A Classic Plain Cheeseburger at the iconic Dick's Drive-In of Seattle, WA.
After a long night on the town, there is nothing more enjoyable than a Mean Pete from Dick's.
Mean Pete by SeattleTruth December 5, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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