pseuicide 

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. A pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. Death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

Also known as pseudocide and Munchausen by Proxy Server. Not to be confused with suicide.

A: It turns out Josh didn't die of consuption after all. His brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
B: Not another pseuicide!

pseuicide by zuffix August 6, 2007

parasuicide 

n. a suicide attempt or a suicidal gesture that does not result in death.

The psychiatrists considered his act of swallowing the facial cleanser as a parasuicide.

parasuicide by DarlingDeath July 3, 2006

pesticide 

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.

1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide

pesticide by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

Prejuscide 

To Be Ran Over By A Ferrari In Berkshire Outside Warwick Davis's House While Being Chased By A Wild Bear.

"Did You Here How Bob Got Prejuscided Last Week?"

Prejuscide by Gareth Watermills January 21, 2019

Pseuicide 

Pseuicide means to fake ones death or illness. Some people might confuse this word with suicide.

Huck pseuicides his own death and escapes when his cruel step father was away.

Pseuicide by PiPd1234 October 30, 2023

pseuicide 

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, or to get attention and small gifts such as lip gloss. A pseuicide usually divides a group of friends into believers and non-believers.

Someone posted saying Josh died in a Murphy bed accident? That's gotta be a pseuicide.

pseuicide by zuffix January 1, 2009

psuicide 

To fake one's own death on the internet.

Diana was angry at a lot of her online friends, so she decided to get back at them by commiting psuicide to make them feel bad, though the effect was ruined when she came back next week.

psuicide by exitmouse June 5, 2007