prenatal

Your parents

So named because they existed before your birth

If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.

by MatthiasFW January 11, 2006

preNatal

A time before Microsoft's Project Natal was revealed. Referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the damn couch to play a game.

Guy 1: Dude! look at this old game controller!

Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it!

Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology.

Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days.

by Cobra91 June 15, 2009

prenatal funk

Baby juices and or smells.

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.

by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 15, 2009

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009