premolition 

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

premolition by flyingdog December 30, 2009

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem 

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem by jayedee March 31, 2009

premonition 

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

premonition by max September 17, 2004

preposition 

A word you should never end a sentence with.

John: Where are you at?
Grammarian: NO! You can't end a sentence with a preposition!
John: Fine. Where are you at, asshole?

preposition by Denlah August 5, 2012

prepositional 

Pick a preposition. Several can apply, depending on the setting.. Instead of sounding too trendy, just say, "I'm prepositional."

I'm in. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional ."

I'm down with that. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional with that."
She still thinks I care, but I'm over her.

prepositional by CC525 January 14, 2016

prevolition 

1. n. A right brained genius in the sense that they are creative and abstract beyond all measures - usually in the subjects of music, art, and philosophy.

2. n. A complete revolution in which one thing reverts back to its original form.

1. Have you ever met Johnny? He's a friggin' prevolition.

2. I can't believe the prevolition we went through after that hurricane hit us.

prevolition by TomEd November 21, 2005

Sexual Preposition 

Any preposition that can be viewed as a sexual act; i.e. any preposition in the human language.

JOB INTERVIEW

Boss: "Please refrain from making sexual propositions toward fellow coworkers.'"

Prospective Employee: "What about sexual prepositions?"

Boss: "What??"

Prospective Employee: "Over... Under.... Around... Behind.... And between."

Sexual Preposition by Afro Burkal8tion March 4, 2010