promonition

Premonition pertaining to promotion of superstition.

I've a promonition that being online may not be conducive due to imminent stormy weather.

promonition by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008

promonition

A predictive feeling about whether or not you will receive a promotion.

I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.

promonition by QuacksO October 30, 2018

propositioning 

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.

"Pete is propositioning me again!"

propositioning by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018

trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.

Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.

trine promotion by Nospinner November 16, 2011

Promotion Boner 

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

Promotion Boner by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009