promonition
promonition by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008
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promonition
I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.
promonition by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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propositioning
If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.
"Pete is propositioning me again!"
propositioning by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013
Klingon Promotion
Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
Millennial Promotion
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"
Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"
Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"
Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018
Word of the Day on December 14, 2018
trine promotion
trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.
Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.
After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
trine promotion by Nospinner November 16, 2011
Promotion Boner
The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Promotion Boner by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Glippy
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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