prepositional

Pick a preposition. Several can apply, depending on the setting.. Instead of sounding too trendy, just say, "I'm prepositional."

I'm in. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional ."

I'm down with that. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional with that."
She still thinks I care, but I'm over her.

prepositional by CC525 January 14, 2016

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Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem by jayedee March 31, 2009

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preposition

A word you should never end a sentence with.

John: Where are you at?
Grammarian: NO! You can't end a sentence with a preposition!
John: Fine. Where are you at, asshole?

preposition by Denlah August 5, 2012

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Sexual Preposition

Any preposition that can be viewed as a sexual act; i.e. any preposition in the human language.

JOB INTERVIEW

Boss: "Please refrain from making sexual propositions toward fellow coworkers.'"

Prospective Employee: "What about sexual prepositions?"

Boss: "What??"

Prospective Employee: "Over... Under.... Around... Behind.... And between."

Sexual Preposition by Afro Burkal8tion March 4, 2010