premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

Premarital sex

I guess you have to be prepared to die.

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??

Premarital sex by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Premarital Sex

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

Premarital Sex by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020

Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

Premarital sex by Greentesties June 11, 2019

Premarital Sex

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

Premarital Sex by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

Premarital Sex

The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

Premarital Sex by Clubmeber August 19, 2008

No Premarital Sex Day 

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

No Premarital Sex Day by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021