Usually a good and handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough you will sound like an angry frog.
- I heard Ruben is coming to the party
- Damn, we gotta hide all the hoes
Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?
I don't have no toilet paper.
Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.
- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*