prehansel

A muscular grippy animal-tail dat allows its owner to feel no regretels about hanging from a tree-branch.

Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.

by QuacksO June 4, 2023

prehensile

The ability to grab objects

I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile

by PrehensileCock October 13, 2004

prehensile

the ability to grab an object

elephants have prehensile cocks

by piss down ur chimney 16 March 15, 2005

prehensile clitoris

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC

it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016

Palette-Preanser

Something you eat/drink BEFORE you take a shot (rather than after) to ease the consumption of the foul tasting alcohol. Examples include a non-centered triangular sector of a lemon right before chugging a vodka + LLB.

WOAH before you drink that shot eat this Palette-Preanser, man! I'd hate for you to not be able to down that foul tasting shot of alcohol because you didn't eat the Palette-Preanser.

by Montykins17 June 2, 2019