pregmental
pregmental by bootysmacka December 12, 2013
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pregmentia
The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.
Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!
Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.
Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.
pregmentia by magickat13 April 21, 2009
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Pigmentally challenged
Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Pigmentally challenged by BrookeNM July 13, 2011
pigmentally challenged
A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.
pigmentally challenged by Erik Urdiales February 28, 2007
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Presentalgia
PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.
Presentalgia by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017
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