pregmentia

The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.

Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!

Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.

pregmentia by magickat13 April 21, 2009

Pregenitas 

A girl who has a penis on her thigh and puts it in her vagina then the does it so much that she gets pregnant with glue babies

That girl has pregenitas.

Pregenitas by BONELESS pizza August 16, 2017

pretential

The potential to be pretentious.

Miley Cyrus is oozing with pretential; one more unnecessary feud or diva moment and she will have broken the barrier into pretention.

pretential by jk5k May 25, 2009

pretentia 

Pretentious was of saying 'pretentiousness'. First coined by gunhaver, of the erksylvania internet forum.

That European art film has a high level of pretentia.

pretentia by Grigore Burloiu January 12, 2008

pretentiatarian 

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.

Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.

pretentiatarian by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011

pregmental 

crazy, angry, grumpy pregnant lady

-did you hear that teacher is pregnant?
-OMG that explains why she's been so pregmental

pregmental by bootysmacka December 12, 2013

Primentia

When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!

Primentia by LrDanGA August 2, 2019