prefart 

A small swiff of air from the anus before the smelly gas.

She thought she was safe when she left a prefart out in history class, but it was followed by a big whopper.

prefart by Scrabble Player November 1, 2010

prefat 

An individual who is not currently fat, but likely will be in the future, particularly after they age, bear (a) child(ren) or stop working out 3 times a day and start eating because they get married and thus tie their man down.

Often prefat is used as a derogatory comment, and with consideration not just of one's physical appearance but also their personality.

That whore at work may look decent now but she's prefat. Giver her 3 years, will be round as a ball.

Christy better be careful; I heard her say she want's a big family but you know she prefat. Those pounds aren't coming off after she pops a kid.

prefat by j_w_c October 24, 2010

Profartssor 

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.

yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.

Profartssor by GPenn December 16, 2010

pre-fart depression 

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

pre-fart depression by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

preparty 

noun. sing. (plur. preparties)
Before going out to a club or concert where you know the alcohol is going to be expensive, you meet up at someone's house to have a few drinks, usually in a short period of time, so that you arrive at the event properly buzzed, or even somewhat tanked.

verb. to preparty

The action of partaking in a preparty.

"Who's house is the preparty being held at?"

"Hey, who's house are we going to preparty at?"

preparty by marcinm May 9, 2006

Peefart 

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

Peefart by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009