Perfart 

When a pervert takes a huge dump on a chick in a bikini

He perfarted on her to engage in a conversation

Perfart by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

perfaction 

1. the process in which an actor/dancer can begin to perfect choreography and act at the same time.
2. letting the acting inform the perfection.

Now that you know the basics of that jazz square, you now need to work on your perfaction. Otherwise, you're just boring as shit.

perfaction by jzoolander August 5, 2011

Perfrated 

A+, perfectly rated.

Eliza’s violet chakra shades are perfrated- like totally outstanding!

Perfrated by Raven Blue October 21, 2018

perfact 

It is anything that comes with a fact.

Ft/fact (feet perfact)

perfact by perfect guy November 23, 2013

parfart 

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

parfart by jazz'd July 25, 2012

Peefart 

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

Peefart by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

penfart 

when additional undesired ink oozes out of the writing point of an ink pen.

I have to write this letter again because I had a penfart.

penfart by Bobbieeee Martin March 23, 2008