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pedestalitis 

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.
You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.
pedestalitis by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

on a pedestal 

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.
She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.
on a pedestal by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

pedestal girl 

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.
Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."
pedestal girl by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.
men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships
pedestalize by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008
What you're putting somebody on when you tell them they're more righteous, or the greatest person or greatest at anything. It might give somebody a buzz to know they're on a pedestal, but does it help them not to hear what they need to? There's people who overdo the pedestal shit.
You put her on such a high pedestal all males are expected to believe females are more righteous than males.

You put him on such a high pedestal females think he's got a round table full of knights in shining armor and really the guys an asshole.
Pedestal by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

put the pussy on the pedestal 

To treat a girl like she is more valuable than what she really is. What nice guys do to hot chicks.
Steven likes to put the pussy on the pedestal by treating his girlfriend like a princess that is too good for him.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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