Chris is my friend who is not smart plays video games too much watches baby cartoons and has 2 bosses can and ebo
ebo:chris stop watching Pokemon and get working

Chris on: ok :(
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A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
by Scoots McGee November 04, 2012
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The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair,humor,and looks.Chris is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about oerson laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
Girl 1: (staring at Chris)

Girl 2: stop blushing
by Dyoxtoxph February 20, 2017
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throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chris stop fucking throwing milk
by ghost9115 March 09, 2019
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