prebeefing

One would lead you to believe it is when you spread beef on the chip before you indulge as to not miss a morsel of the beefy-cheese goodness. But it is actually when one “relieves” themselves before a tense situation in preparation for the main event later on that night in hopes to last longer.

Jamie was prebeefing for his date with the hot Veronica Vaughn .

prebeefing by ClevelandBeemer November 28, 2019

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premeeting

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

premeeting by techwriterTed August 16, 2013

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prebeefing • prebedding • premeeting • preteening

prebedding

Prebedding is that period between when you get in bed and you actually go to sleep. Prebedding can include checking Facebook, Tik Tok, watching TV.

I'm prebedding for an hour tonight before I'm going to sleep.

prebedding by Bayouhope July 2, 2022

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preteening

chilling in your top bunk bed and waiting for your brother to fall asleep so you can reach down to the bedside table and grab your phone, then go on youtube for 1-7 hours

He's so tired, maybe he was preteening last night.

preteening by bigchezcake031 November 13, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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