Preakness

A Baltimore tradition known for legal public drunkeness. It doesn't matter if you're 12 or 52 - you will be drunk. You will probably ride a school bus to Pimlico, where you will ingest more beers than you ever have before at 8 am. You will continue drinking in line, so that by the time you enter the field, you already have the drunk munchies. You may not actually see a horse all day, yet this IS indeed a horse race. And yet, many have been known to spend money betting on Smarty Jones just to get a lousy $2 pay out. You will come clean and leave covered in either beer, urine, mud, puke, or a fabulous combination of the group. You will probably use a port-a-potty more in this one day than all other days of your life combined. You will challenge people at bonging beers, and invent new drinking games that will be forgotten the next day. You will make grand plans to go out that night and continue drinking, but will pass out anywhere between 3 and 7 pm until noon the next day. You will spend $40 to spend a day in the dirt, and know it's a bargain. If you've gone once, you will return every year thereafter, and love that you live in the fabulous city of Baltimore.

I can't really remember Preakness, but it flippin' ROCKED!

by towson tiger January 24, 2006

Preakness

Highly attractive in regard to a circumstance; very cool.

or

Used to describe a situation in which extreme fortune has occurred.

Person 1: Hey, I signed us up for a free boat cruise.
Person 2: Preakness. We can sing "I'm on a boat".
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Person 1: Turns out she isn't pregnant, AND I got a raise.
Person 2: Preakness.

by Cam "yo dog" S April 4, 2010

preakness

Sweat from your ballsack.

It's so hot, I'm working up some preakness.

by Old Sweaty Balls June 11, 2006

Preakness

Sweat from your ballsack.

It's so hot, I'm working up some preakness.

by Old Sweaty Balls June 1, 2006

preakness

Noun
To devour something with gusto and aplomb, usually associated with alcoholic drinks.

My buddies and I went to the horse track and boy did we drink with unparalleled preakness.

by AlliterationAlligator June 5, 2022

club preakness

The Nickname for Preakness Shopping Center in Wayne, NJ - generally populated by kids not old enough to drive. Club Preakness includes such features as Prekaness Cinema, CyberConxion, Prekaness Deli and Stop & Shop.

"For an 8th grader, Club Preakness is the place to be."

by Laura December 30, 2004

The Preakness

1. The Preakness stakes, an annual horse race held after the Kentucky derby at Historic Pimlico Race Course.
2. Synonym for hot or desirable. Something to be coveted or yearned for.

1. What hat/glove combo are you wearing to the Preakness stakes this weekend?
2. Yo, that new Kelis joint is "the Preakness!"

by Christian Gueyser May 28, 2006