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Pre-Sleep 

when you have to work early in the morning and still want to party, you get half your sleep before you go out and party.
Yesterday I got off at 4pm, went home and Pre-Sleep(Pre Slept) until 9pm, went and partied, back to sleep at 3 woke up at 6 and was at work at 630. I got 7 hrs of sleep.
Pre-Sleep by Dr. Berry October 18, 2008

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007

pre-sleepover

a sleepover or get together that pre dates a bigger sleepover.
Before the sleepover, letโ€™s have a pre-sleepover!
pre-sleepover by 298boywonder April 13, 2019

presleep 

Falling asleep in front of the TV long before bedtime, usually the best quality sleep.
"Where's Chuck?"

"Oh, he's presleeping in front of the news again."

Similar to resleep (trying to fall back to sleep after being wakened unnecessarily). Also similar to desleep (being awakened unnecessarily).
presleep by slevine November 24, 2007
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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