pre-sleep 

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

pre-sleep by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Pre-Sleep 

when you have to work early in the morning and still want to party, you get half your sleep before you go out and party.

Yesterday I got off at 4pm, went home and Pre-Sleep(Pre Slept) until 9pm, went and partied, back to sleep at 3 woke up at 6 and was at work at 630. I got 7 hrs of sleep.

Pre-Sleep by Dr. Berry October 18, 2008

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.

B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2

pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007

pre-sleepover

a sleepover or get together that pre dates a bigger sleepover.

Before the sleepover, let’s have a pre-sleepover!

pre-sleepover by 298boywonder April 13, 2019

presleep 

Falling asleep in front of the TV long before bedtime, usually the best quality sleep.

"Where's Chuck?"

"Oh, he's presleeping in front of the news again."

Similar to resleep (trying to fall back to sleep after being wakened unnecessarily). Also similar to desleep (being awakened unnecessarily).

presleep by slevine November 24, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020