poynus

A poynus is a very delicate, percise, and soft kqly.

So i slapped Marissa with my poynus and now shes dead

by N3O Bac Van May 24, 2016

poinus

Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.

Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.

Marky S has a 12 inch poinus.
Suck my poinus!

by Why is it Private July 6, 2010

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

paynus

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.

"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"

by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

Ponus

Stuffing one or more ponys up your anus for sexual pleasure. Pony + anus = Ponus

I got 3 millions ponys up my anus. And an anaconda. And a foot. I love ponus.

by Team Carrot November 11, 2013

paynuss

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.

My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick

by MasterForrest March 11, 2010