poinus

Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.

Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.

Marky S has a 12 inch poinus.
Suck my poinus!

poinus by Why is it Private July 6, 2010

poinus

Poinus /`pinus/, n., pl. -ses /-sez/ The male organ of copulation and urination.

Every poinus and his grandama - Lots of people.
Off his poinus!!! - Very drunk
Tired as a poinus - Very tired
You flamin' poinus!!! - You idiot!!!
You flamin' poinus-head - You Bum crack!!!
'NO' you poinus - I disagree
Your poinused - Your dead meat!!!
All poinused out - Used up all your energy(Burnt out)
It went off like a poinus in a sock - It was good
Thou shall not be a poinus - The 11th Commandment

poinus by Dean French September 9, 2006

Poinus

n. A penis that is shaped like a 12 inch tropical parrot, which squawks whenever it is used for good or ill. Origin: Bomaderry, Shoalhaven region, NSW, Australia.

Ok, get that poinus away from me; it bites!

Poinus by Encyclopedi September 6, 2022

Internet points 

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

Internet points by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.

For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!

Boytjie points by Banter Boys October 4, 2011

shingo points

Nonexistent points given when one hits things with their car.
Although not directly mentioned, the term was created from the character Shingo in Initial D that races dirty and likes to tap cars on purpose to get them off balance, often resulting in spinouts or worse.

He earned a lot of Shingo points when he totaled his car.

shingo points by rag3r0 May 15, 2018

BJ points 

Accrued social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of a significant other, to be rewarded later with blowjobs. Similar to brownie points.

Surprise bouquet at work = Major BJ Points. Jus'sayin.

BJ points by alleviate October 26, 2015