poxwaffle

Another name for a Scomo

"I really wish people would stop using that nickname our poxwaffle pm gave himself."
From miss rey palpatine Twitter

by sphfive August 17, 2019

panwaffle

When a pancake and a waffle make sweet love and have a child.

Those panwaffles tasted so good this morning with syrup.

by Dan Riese January 15, 2008

pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

Pwnwaffle

As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.

Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!

by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008

Polywaffle

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

by serialdater March 11, 2019

Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.

Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!

by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010

Polywaffle

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020