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pwaffle
A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.
pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009
Pwnwaffle
As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.
Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008
Polywaffle
A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.
So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.
Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019
Ponywaffle
Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010
Polywaffle
Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....
Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020
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