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A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.
I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.
pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009
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Pwnwaffle 

As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.
Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!
Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008

Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.
Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!
Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010

paulwaffle 

Girl: OMG GROSS BOB SENT ME NUDES AND HIS JUNK IS BLUE.
Boy: Thats the worst case of paulwaffle i've seen in a while...
paulwaffle by bobbybedw June 17, 2011
when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash
when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear
panbaffle by hugh jass September 24, 2003
the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.
Leggo my pwaffle
pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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