Polywaffle

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

by serialdater March 11, 2019

Polywaffle

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020

Polywaffle

1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.

"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"

"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."

by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020

Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.

Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!

by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010

Pollywaffle

A word which is exclaimed when you want to reserve a seat in a social setting.

Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"

by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015

pollywaffle

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.

Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....

by pollydolly August 11, 2009

poohwaffle

a form of speech. Esp used by Stoners.
Usually consisting of utter utter crap.

Like the moon coud be populated by fish eating lizards. (Thats Lizards that eat fish, not Fish that eat Lizards!)

by Lion August 19, 2004