Polywaffle

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

by serialdater March 11, 2019

Polywaffle

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

by Master_Fluffy October 08, 2020

Polywaffle

1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.

"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"

"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."

by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020