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Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.
Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!
Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010
Words you can keep

panwaffle 

When a pancake and a waffle make sweet love and have a child.
Those panwaffles tasted so good this morning with syrup.
panwaffle by Dan Riese January 15, 2008

Pwnwaffle 

As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.
Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!
Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008

Polywaffle 

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.
So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.
Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019

Pollywaffle 

A word which is exclaimed when you want to reserve a seat in a social setting.
Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"
Pollywaffle by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015

pollywaffle 

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.
Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....
pollywaffle by pollydolly August 11, 2009

Polywaffle 

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.
Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....
Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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