Pwnwaffle

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As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.

Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!

Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008

Words you can keep

panwaffle

When a pancake and a waffle make sweet love and have a child.

Those panwaffles tasted so good this morning with syrup.

panwaffle by Dan Riese January 15, 2008

Related Words

Pwnwaffle • panwaffle • pwaffle • panbaffle • Ponywaffle • poxwaffle • PWNBIFFLED • Poon Waffle • Pink Waffle • Pog Waffles

pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.

Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!

Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010

panbaffle

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash

when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear

panbaffle by hugh jass September 24, 2003

PWNBIFFLED

the art of being completely, irretrievably, and undeniably pwnd beyond all belief or recognition

He got Pwnbiffled for all his worth.

PWNBIFFLED by Rapta Choppers May 27, 2009

pwaffle

the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.

Leggo my pwaffle

pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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