Pwnwaffle

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As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.

Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!

Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008

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panwaffle

When a pancake and a waffle make sweet love and have a child.

Those panwaffles tasted so good this morning with syrup.

panwaffle by Dan Riese January 15, 2008

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pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

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Ponywaffle

It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.

Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!

Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010

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panbaffle

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash

when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear

panbaffle by hugh jass September 24, 2003

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PWNBIFFLED

the art of being completely, irretrievably, and undeniably pwnd beyond all belief or recognition

He got Pwnbiffled for all his worth.

PWNBIFFLED by Rapta Choppers May 27, 2009

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pwaffle

the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.

Leggo my pwaffle

pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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