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Pwnwaffle 

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As a noun: a waffle that has been cooked up to be thrown at someone's face, resulting in humilliation.
As a verb: the act of throwing a cooked waffle at someone's face SUCCESSFULY and throwing them off track.
Today I got pwnwaffled really bad, I must plan my revenge!!! Multiple pwnwaffles!!!
Pwnwaffle by PsYcHoPaTh002 October 13, 2008
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panwaffle 

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When a pancake and a waffle make sweet love and have a child.
Those panwaffles tasted so good this morning with syrup.
panwaffle by Dan Riese January 15, 2008
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Pwnwaffle • panwaffle • pwaffle • panbaffle • Ponywaffle • poxwaffle • PWNBIFFLED • Poon Waffle • Pink Waffle • Pog Waffles

pwaffle 

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A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.
I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.
pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009
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Ponywaffle

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It's a NEW curse word that can replace any other one that you want at any time.
Get your ponywaffling ponywaffle out of my house! Be sure to take all your ponywaffle with you!
Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010
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panbaffle

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when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash
when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear
panbaffle by hugh jass September 24, 2003
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PWNBIFFLED 

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the art of being completely, irretrievably, and undeniably pwnd beyond all belief or recognition
He got Pwnbiffled for all his worth.
PWNBIFFLED by Rapta Choppers May 27, 2009
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pwaffle 

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the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.
Leggo my pwaffle
pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009
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