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Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!
Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020
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The Best Fucking Game Of All Time
Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"
Postal 2 by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018

popstart 

1. A newbie "Popstar", someone who's career hasn't lasted long enough to be taken seriously. 2. A young Popstar who has sabotaged/disabled his or her career through obtuse/criminal acts.
Examples of Popstarts: Justin Bieber, Spencer Pratt, Lindsay Lohan
popstart by H88s January 29, 2014
Word of the Day on December 22, 2023

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

postamory 

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

Posta B. 

1) "Supposed to be"
2) "Poster Boy" -- A person who is an example of something
3) "Poster" -- In regards to basketball terms.
4) A Rapper from La Puente, CA
1st Person: Eyo did you hear Posta B.'s new track?
2nd Person: Yeah man that ish was fire!
Posta B. by PB9 December 4, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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