postamory 

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

postamory by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010

relationship postmortem 

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.

I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.

relationship postmortem by verbalkenttx August 5, 2011

Polyamory 

Glorified cheating

“I have duped my boyfriend into polyamory because I’m too afraid to break up with him but still want someone else’s dick”

Polyamory by ObtuseGoose June 9, 2022

Polyamory 

Cheating with extra steps.

"Did you hear Jacob and Amy are into polyamory?"

"So they're cheating on each other."

"Not they're not! Unlike cheating, they are both aware of their partner's sexual activities. They also set up rules to avoid jealousy and heart break."

"That's just cheating with extra steps."

Polyamory by jellyjones January 23, 2020

polyamory v

A polyamory relationship in which two or more people are in a romantic relationship with the same person without being in a romantic relationship with each other

A polyamory v relationship between those three means they share one but done romance each other.

polyamory v by PolyGirl12 April 6, 2017

Postmortem Depression 

Postmortem Depression (PMD) is a form of clinical depression which often affects people, less frequently deer, after becoming what medical experts around the world refer to as "dead."

Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.

Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.

It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.

A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Tyrone? For the last 2 weeks since he died after being accidentally shot by a cop 11 times in the face, he just SITS there on the couch, rotting. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't go out partying, he hasn't even gone to work in 3 days! We should really talk to him..."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."

Postmortem Depression by Razgriz117 July 22, 2010

Kitchen table polyamory 

Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.

Friend: where's hubby tonight

Me: he is out at his gf's place

Friend: you're cool with his gf?

Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory

Kitchen table polyamory by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021