Pouyan

1. A man all women want and all men want to be. A truly great figure who is usually double fisting beer or pussy. Legend has it that his sweat cures cancer and his cock cures loneliness.

2. Perfection of the finest quality.

Samantha: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Pouyan.

by daFranchiserz January 14, 2011

Pouya

A Pouya is an awesome person. If you meet a Pouya that's a douchebag then it's probably a "Pouyan", and therefore not a real Pouya. The name Pouya is a male persian name but it's widely used by different ethnicities in the surroundings of Iran. A Pouya is a chickmagnet because he's so awesome and nice, he's also awesome at the parties so make sure to invite him. He drives nice cars and wear nice clothes and accessories. A Pouya can always be trusted and is one of the best people you can meet. Girls be prepared!!

Is that guy a Hollywood star?

No it's just Pouya.

by Pasha4life August 29, 2014

pouya

do not trust any guy called pouya, he is a snake, don’t tell him anything he will use it against you, he will also block you for no ficking reason n wont tell u why. he will chat shit about u in other schools u don’t even go to. he is a short fucking bitch who is jus gassed n doesn’t know how to fucking act.

“omg look it’s pouya infront of the chicken shop”
“ew.”

by ignore. June 4, 2023

Polyanswerism

The annoying habit some question-answerers adopt, whereby they offer a plethora of possible answers in order to increase their chances of correctly answering the question.

Amber: Hello Simon! Guess how many pineapple rings I eaten today?
Simon: Gee, that'll be 1 or 5 or 9, yeah?
Amber: Your polyanswerism is not welcome here, Simon

by Uncle Jesse's 2nd Cousin July 31, 2021

pourange

to pour orange juice into

"Please pourange my cup."
"Don't pourange the cat, you'll kill it."

by ebi sushi February 26, 2011

poutanas gios

This is what League of Legends players (mostly greek from the eune server) refer to their opponents (especially Teemo players).

Eisai poutanas gios

He is a poutanas gios

by jekkelock January 8, 2020

poutanaki

A greek word for "Little whore", all young girls are one, older women used to be that but now they are simply poutanes (whores)
Also it could mean something in Japanese, but it doesn't.

Eisai to poutanaki mou?
Poutanaki!
Ai gamisou poutanaki

by podogliftis December 26, 2005