poultrygeist

The spirit of Thanksgiving past.

The poultrygeist of old home movies.

by BRL December 24, 2007

Poultrygeist

A possessed chicken. Typically a male chicken (rooster) which bears an overly aggressive nature, raises hackles without provocation, and looks at you cockeyed before his attack. May also apply to a person with the temperament of Barney Fife when overly excited or scared.

That poor sod is so upset, I swear he's a poultrygeist. The cock was so wacked out, it must be a poultrygeist.

by R. McDuff February 21, 2008

Poultrygeist

A ghost chicken

Don't go to KFC at night. It's full of poultrygeists

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

Poultrygeist

Noun, a hectic chook fucker, one who frequently skulks around haunting hen houses.

Uncle Morton from Port Broughton is the ultimate poultrygeist, loves a bit of chicken dickin'!

by micksnowdog December 30, 2024