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Poultrygeist

A possessed chicken. Typically a male chicken (rooster) which bears an overly aggressive nature, raises hackles without provocation, and looks at you cockeyed before his attack. May also apply to a person with the temperament of Barney Fife when overly excited or scared.
That poor sod is so upset, I swear he's a poultrygeist. The cock was so wacked out, it must be a poultrygeist.
by R. McDuff February 21, 2008
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Poultrygeist

Don't go to KFC at night. It's full of poultrygeists
by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016
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The poultrygeist of old home movies.
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Poultrygeist

Noun, a hectic chook fucker, one who frequently skulks around haunting hen houses.
Uncle Morton from Port Broughton is the ultimate poultrygeist, loves a bit of chicken dickin'!
by micksnowdog December 30, 2024
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poultergeist

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window
we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely
by Nick Bi October 22, 2006
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poultergeist

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
by QuacksO March 16, 2022
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Poultryghost

The ghost of an especially angry chicken that haunts a residence. Whenever anyone mentions the word poultryghost it throws a penny at your back.
I didn't throw anything at you, it was the poultryghost.
by Majin Trunks March 25, 2023
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