Poultrygeist

A possessed chicken. Typically a male chicken (rooster) which bears an overly aggressive nature, raises hackles without provocation, and looks at you cockeyed before his attack. May also apply to a person with the temperament of Barney Fife when overly excited or scared.

That poor sod is so upset, I swear he's a poultrygeist. The cock was so wacked out, it must be a poultrygeist.

by R. McDuff February 21, 2008

Poultrygeist

A ghost chicken

Don't go to KFC at night. It's full of poultrygeists

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

poultrygeist

The spirit of Thanksgiving past.

The poultrygeist of old home movies.

by BRL December 24, 2007

Poultrygeist

Noun, a hectic chook fucker, one who frequently skulks around haunting hen houses.

Uncle Morton from Port Broughton is the ultimate poultrygeist, loves a bit of chicken dickin'!

by micksnowdog December 30, 2024