poultergeist

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window

we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely

by Nick Bi October 22, 2006

poultergeist

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.

Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!

by QuacksO March 16, 2022

the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

poltergeist

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

that place is haunted by a poltergeist

by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergeist

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

by Achim S. April 14, 2006

Coultergeist

Tall scary, monstrous looking conservative skank rumored to be either a hermaphrodite, tranny, or cross gender species who hangs out with O'Lielly, Shammity, Screwburrow, and the Hillbilly Heroin Addict himself, Lush Fatso

The Coultergeist invaded my television late last nite, that monster tried to brainwash me and force me over to the darkside.

by Sarah Failin January 16, 2009

Coultergeist

A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.

Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."

Example B: "Coultergeist? As in, Anne Coultergeist? Man, this shit's wack." *Thumbs down*

by FreeDick February 28, 2011