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poultergeist 

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window
we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely
poultergeist by Nick Bi October 22, 2006
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poultergeist 

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022

the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.
Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
that place is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"
the house is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Achim S. April 14, 2006

Coultergeist 

Tall scary, monstrous looking conservative skank rumored to be either a hermaphrodite, tranny, or cross gender species who hangs out with O'Lielly, Shammity, Screwburrow, and the Hillbilly Heroin Addict himself, Lush Fatso
The Coultergeist invaded my television late last nite, that monster tried to brainwash me and force me over to the darkside.
Coultergeist by Sarah Failin January 16, 2009

Coultergeist 

A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.
Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."

Example B: "Coultergeist? As in, Anne Coultergeist? Man, this shit's wack." *Thumbs down*
Coultergeist by FreeDick February 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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