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Portsmouth Tugboat 

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.
Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.
Portsmouth Tugboat by Jody South April 19, 2016

portsmouth’s biggest slag

genuinely just the biggest slag in the general portsmouth population
oh yeah that meg girl, she’s portsmouth’s biggest slag

Perth and Portsmouth 

An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.

The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"

Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"

Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"

Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
Perth and Portsmouth by RsRik April 19, 2011

Portsmouth high school

A messed up Town sitting on the coast of New Hampshire where many kids turn into drug addicts and gangsters. Many of the students at PHS (Portsmouth high school) enjoy acting as if they are gangsters and they claim that they are from the "streets" or the "hood". A common practice at the school is stealing and clogging the toilets, so bad that the non English speaking janitors have to grab the large clump toilet paper with their hand. Much of the town is upper class and enjoys a good lifestyle until some of the "gangs" try to do some OG hood rat stuff while in downtown Portsmouth. Much of the adults scattered in this town are hipsters and they enjoy dying their hair many different colors and they also enjoy piercing different points on their body's. Drug sale is a common practice at the school or as soon as the day ends many kids get the need to smoke while sitting in the parking lot on school property where everyone can see, I personally think they do it to show how "BAD" they are or want to become because they claim to be from the trap which would indicate they are currently living in Gosling Meadows. Another group to join is OCB which stands for "off campus blunts" where you try to get as messed up as you can during their time off for lunch. All in all the town of Portsmouth NH and the PHS is filled with mostly weird looking messed up kids that need to understand they aren't from the trap or the hood.
I hate spending my day at portsmouth high school.

Portsmouth Abbey School 

Portsmouth abbey is America's top catholic boarding school. Although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy Irish Catholic students. Many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. The Abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at Portsmouth Abbey. However, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. The Abbey's rival is its sibling school, St. Georges.
Sean: Hi, where do you go to school?
Shane: Oh, i go to Portsmouth high school, you?
Sean: Oh, i go to Portsmouth Abbey School.
Sean: I have to go, my driver is here.

pottymouth 

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.
Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!
pottymouth by Mark November 27, 2003
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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