A person who takes a funny, harmless form of media (i.e. a movie, article, website, book, video) and turns it into a political stab at any particular political party or representative, and in doing so, ruins it completely for everyone, except of course for others of their own kind.
I used to look at that website until some politidouche started splooging their own agenda all over everyone's fun.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'