A person who takes a funny, harmless form of media (i.e. a movie, article, website, book, video) and turns it into a political stab at any particular political party or representative, and in doing so, ruins it completely for everyone, except of course for others of their own kind.
I used to look at that website until some politidouche started splooging their own agenda all over everyone's fun.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.