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potato balls 

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."
potato balls by stu August 4, 2004
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sweet potato balls 

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.
Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!

Ballsack Potato 

Exactly like a tea bag, but before you dip your Balls into one's said mouth, you Smear your Sack with Sour Cream, Bacon, Butter, and chives...

Another variation is applied the same way, but you slice your nut sack open and put the works inside...
"You're dad gives the best Ballsack potato"
Ballsack Potato by iammissing June 20, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026