potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.
this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."
by stu August 4, 2004
Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!
by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 6, 2005
by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022
by kite.kite.kowai April 27, 2022
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013