postrami 

a rotten vegitable that usually smells like a foreign cheese and tastes lie rubber.

Hey guys, lets race to the show, last one there eats the postrami.

postrami by flying donkies March 24, 2010

pastrami mommy 

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

pastrami mommy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

postnami 

Combination of the words post and tsunami.

When something on a message board breaks and suddenly all the lurkers come out of the woodwork to complain.

"Holy shit, what are all these weird people doing on the forum posting all over the place?"

"It's a postnami. We're waiting for the admin to come on and fix the site so they'll go away."

postnami by zexxxxxxxi July 1, 2012

pasty white pastrami 

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.

homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...

pasty white pastrami by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

pastrami flaps 

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

pastrami flaps by mikef91 August 12, 2005

Punching the pastrami 

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

Punching the pastrami by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017

Pastrami 

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.

I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.

Pastrami by Dantrelle February 6, 2008