Definitions by mikef91

pastrami flaps 

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

pastrami flaps by mikef91 August 12, 2005

nine volt 

The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.

Man, that chick is so hot, I would love to do the nine volt on her.

nine volt by mikef91 August 12, 2005

mafia rat 

Definition for when you are licking pussy and you dart down to the ass for a little taste. It's kind of like being a rat for the mafia because one slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.

My girlfriend always loves a good mafia rat.

mafia rat by mikef91 August 12, 2005