Pastrami 

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.

I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.

Pastrami by Dantrelle February 6, 2008

pastrami 

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!

Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"

pastrami by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008

pastrami 

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.

1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."

pastrami by Exodus April 28, 2004

Pastrami 

Pastrami is the meat of the multiverse. Savor it's deific deliciousness.

Guy 1: All hail Pastrami.

Pastrami by BlaketheBlock March 4, 2021

Pastrami 

Three Legged Sexy Animal why

Pastrami Because JA Said So

Pastrami by Gwa gorgeous September 21, 2023

pastrami mommy 

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

pastrami mommy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

pastrami flaps 

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

pastrami flaps by mikef91 August 12, 2005