Pastrami

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.

I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.

Pastrami by Dantrelle February 6, 2008

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As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!

Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"

pastrami by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008

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pastrami

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.

1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."

pastrami by Exodus April 28, 2004