postortion

Typical languange based on fictitious events and outright distortion of reality used by the New York Post.

1-visit nypost.com for your lastest postortion,
2-John Pohrodez and Daniel Pipes have postorted 37 years of history...

by One Leader, Great Leader November 18, 2004

postcation

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.

Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016

postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Pastortion

The act of extorting money or material gifts from individuals by a pastor or religious leader under the pretense of offering spiritual help, blessings, or divine intervention.

He only wanted prayers for his sick mother, but what he got was pure pastortion—forced to pay before the pastor would even speak to him

by KingEssel July 7, 2025

postrational

Taking postmodernism one step too far.

We are experiencing postrational politics in this election.

by Jane Lorraine October 16, 2008

Porntortionist

A contortionist that does porn

“Hey, I’ve got a new kink. I think porntortionists are gonna be the new hottest thing.”

by ThatOneNibbaJay May 2, 2019