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Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.
When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.
Postology by MCardonickRyan October 28, 2022

Postcon Blues 

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.
Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.
Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

relationship postmortem 

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.
I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.

postdoc-osphere

A term to describe the realm of short term university appointments inhabited by postdocs.
"Did he get that professor job."

"No way dude, now he's applying for another post-doc. I wonder if he'll be be spending his whole life in the

postdoc-osphere."
postdoc-osphere by Hank the Monster October 17, 2009

postmodem depression 

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
Word of the Day on June 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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