Skip to main content
to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.
Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.
postbone by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009
Words you can keep
When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid
"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."
Postbone by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015
To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute
Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!
Postbone by Scarey71 November 29, 2017
To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

postbonoculus 

A retard or a really spasticated person
Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus
postbonoculus by Scemzy March 28, 2019

Postboning 

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.
Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.
Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.
-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers
Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next