Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

Polyamory

Glorified cheating

“I have duped my boyfriend into polyamory because I’m too afraid to break up with him but still want someone else’s dick”

by ObtuseGoose June 9, 2022