post officer 

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

post officer by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

Yes officer this post/comment right here. 

Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn

Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."

Yes officer this post/comment right here. by dotJif January 3, 2019

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

Post Office IM 

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

Post Office IM by Gray84 October 3, 2009

post office 

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.

I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!

post office by cranrad September 20, 2005

post office 

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office party 

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

post office party by medaeval February 12, 2004