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post humor 

Something that is funny only because someone else finds it funny.
Post humor can be found on Comedy Central.

Dave Chapelle: I'm Rick James, bitch! HAHAHAHAHA!
Non-Black Audience: HAHA! This isn't funny but I'm still laughing!
post humor by M. Guy March 22, 2007
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post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

Post humorously 

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

Post-Birth hemorrhoids 

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

Posthumous 

something that happens after ones death
Van Gough's fame was posthumous
Posthumous by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

posthumous 

WITH HINDSIGHT, OCCURRING AFTER A PARTICULAR EVENT. NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH DEATH.
MORTEN GAMST PEDERSEN SHOULD BE GIVEN A POSTHUMOUS RED CARD
posthumous by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

posthumous 

Occurring after one's death.
Many valiant soldiers were awarded the Medal of Honor posthumously.
posthumous by BigBrotherM December 6, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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