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post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

Post humorously 

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

Post-Birth hemorrhoids 

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

Posthumous 

something that happens after ones death
Van Gough's fame was posthumous
Posthumous by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

posthumous 

WITH HINDSIGHT, OCCURRING AFTER A PARTICULAR EVENT. NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH DEATH.
MORTEN GAMST PEDERSEN SHOULD BE GIVEN A POSTHUMOUS RED CARD
posthumous by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

posthumous 

Occurring after one's death.
Many valiant soldiers were awarded the Medal of Honor posthumously.
posthumous by BigBrotherM December 6, 2006