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Poshwitz
The beak , aka “poachy smalls”, botched , poshticles, chicken, james beak
Little farm animal that follows junior everywhere he goes, whom he’s the father to and such. Beak often eats cheese and sticks her beak where it shouldn’t be
Poshwitz can be found in juniors videos or tik toks. (@juniortrooper69, j bravo, etc)
Likes k pop and all those annoying things that unsettle juniors mood but he still loves her.
Unlike, chesapeake and kvampled
Little farm animal that follows junior everywhere he goes, whom he’s the father to and such. Beak often eats cheese and sticks her beak where it shouldn’t be
Poshwitz can be found in juniors videos or tik toks. (@juniortrooper69, j bravo, etc)
Likes k pop and all those annoying things that unsettle juniors mood but he still loves her.
Unlike, chesapeake and kvampled
Poshwitz is closest to the forbidden one yet somewhat distant at the moment.
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Poshwitz is a chicken with feathers and better watch out before she gets a beak slap!
Junior: Come here beak I need ya to film this for me
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior; yea that’s right here hold the camera
Poshwitz: *proceeds to poke the camera with her beak
Junior: noooo! You deleted my footage, aw dang it, go back to your nest!
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Poshwitz is a chicken with feathers and better watch out before she gets a beak slap!
Junior: Come here beak I need ya to film this for me
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior; yea that’s right here hold the camera
Poshwitz: *proceeds to poke the camera with her beak
Junior: noooo! You deleted my footage, aw dang it, go back to your nest!
Poshwitz by Uggs bunny December 13, 2021
Related Words
poshit • Poshita • Poshitaa • Poshite • poshith • Poshitically Correct • Poshitized • poshitopi • position • positive
something positive
a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.
www.somethingpositive.net check it out.
something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
Quadruped Position
Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023
positive spiritual energy
Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.
If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.
positive spiritual energy by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017
positive mental energy
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HIV positive
An HIV positive diagnosis is given to a person who is infected with HIV or Human Immunodeficiency Virus. HIV is a terrible infection that often leads to AIDS.
HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.
Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.
HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.
Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.
Gay men are the population most affected by infections and diseases like HIV, Syphilis, and anal cancer. Because of this, more gay men die of sexual transmitted diseases (STDs) than any other group. Many gay men are HIV positive. Those are the simple facts.
HIV positive by Give me the facts. January 19, 2020
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